Cambria heres. Guess what today is, guys…It’s Caturday! And mom lemme post all by maiselfs!
Dis Caturday is brought to you by de letter “B,” as in de word “Bored”…
As in, Cambria is
Da humans are busy and tired, and dey filled mai cat fort wif books. Ai got trapped in a corner yesterdays, and now Ai’m not alloweds in da closet. And it’s cold outsides, which makes it cold insides. And Ai hates cold. It’s a terruble, horruble, no goods, very bad day!
Toady is also brough to you by de letter “S,” for de word “Solution”…
As in, Ai discovered a solution for mai boredom. Ai builts a castle! Acshully, the humans made de castle, Ai just conquered it.
And lastly, Caturday is brought to you dis week by de letter “E,” for de word “Excited…”
As in, get excited! Dis time next week, Ai’ll be a Big City kitteh, and a downtown loft kitteh, and de Queen of a whole new place. Yays!
(A note from the humans: we’re in SD right now picking out Cambria’s new queendom! I’ll try to keep you updated on our progress as The Week of Moving Madness descends upon us. Also, I had to publish this from my phone because I’m too cheap to pay for hotel Internet. So if there are any iPhone quirks, I apologize.)